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Jesus Henry Christ

Jesus Henry Christ

2003·Movie·18m

Comedy

9.0 / 10 (1 votes)

St. Agnes Academy has a new principal, Father Benet, and a classroom of ten-year-olds that includes Sister Mary Gilbert, straight-A-student Mary Brown, and a precocious scholarship boy, Henry Harvin. Students report on their heroes: Mary's is Jesus Christ, whose middle initial she says is "H" - their former principal, an aging nun whose picture is on the wall, told her so. Henry's hero is Karl Marx. Sister Gilbert sends Harry to see the principal. He walks past moms gathered for a PTA meeting, chats with Ms. White, the school's secretary, and enters Fr. Benet's office for punishment. Father takes out a varnished paddle with holes in the blade. Who will get his comeuppance?

Directed by
Dennis Lee
Original language
English
Released
9 October 2003

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Last verified 2 Nov 2026

Cast

  • JD

    Jeffrey Danneman

    Father Benet

  • MM

    Mark Miscavage

    Henry Hermin

  • MT

    Marielle Torres

    Mary Brown

  • MS

    Maria Scavullo

    Mrs. White