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What About Dick?

What About Dick?

2012·Movie·1h 20m

Comedy

7.5 / 10 (14 votes)

“Oscar Wilde on acid,” “like Downton Abbey and almost as funny,” “like E.M Forster on steroids” and “a cross between a budgerigar and an accountant.”

The movie begins with the birth of a sex toy invented in Shagistan in 1898 by Deepak Rushdie Obi Ben Kingsley, and tells the story of the subsequent decline of the British Empire as seen through the eyes of a Piano. The Piano narrates the tale of Dick; his two cousins: Emma, an emotionally stunted English girl; her kleptomaniac sister Helena and their dipsomaniac Aunt Maggie who all live together in a large, rambling, Edwardian novel. When the Reverend Whoopsie discovers a piano on a beach, a plot is set afoot that can be solved only by a private Dick, the incomprehensible Scottish sleuth Inspector McGuffin, who with the aid of Sergeant Ken Russell finally reveals the identity of the Houndsditch Mutilator.

Directed by
Eric Idle, Aubrey Powell
Original language
English
Released
13 November 2012

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Cast

  • Suzy Eddie Izzard

    Suzy Eddie Izzard

    Deepak Rushdie Obi Ben Kingsley

  • Eric Idle

    Eric Idle

    The Piano

  • Russell Brand

    Russell Brand

    Dick

  • Jane Leeves

    Jane Leeves

    Emma

  • Sophie Winkleman

    Sophie Winkleman

    Helena

  • Tracey Ullman

    Tracey Ullman

    Aunt Maggie

  • Tim Curry

    Tim Curry

    Reverend Whoopsie

  • Billy Connolly

    Billy Connolly

    Inspector McGuffin

  • Jim Piddock

    Jim Piddock

    Sergeant Ken Russell

  • John Du Prez

    John Du Prez

  • Tony Palermo

    Tony Palermo

  • Gene Black

    Gene Black